I have my peeves about people doing other things while driving – texting, talking on the phone, reading the paper, putting on make up, shaving, eating… I read a blurb recently about a guy who was eating a full plate of spaghetti, with a fork, while driving at 75 mph on the freeway! But this one, this takes the cake on shaving and driving, courtesy of this gal:
This is Megan Mariah Barnes, Florida’s first bikini line shaving traffic offender. Read the article below (hilarious!) for more info on this gift to mankind with a face (and root regrowth) that only a mother and at least two Floridian men could love.
I can’t decide what my favorite part of the article is… her ex steering? her DUI the day before? seeing the word hoohah in a newspaper? or the phrase love rug? Celia Rivenbark is going into my Google Reader, that’s all I have to say. She’s hilarious!