Driving & shaving just don’t mix

I have my peeves about people doing other things while driving – texting, talking on the phone, reading the paper, putting on make up, shaving, eating…  I read a blurb recently about a guy who was eating a full plate of spaghetti, with a fork, while driving at 75 mph on the freeway! But this one, this takes the cake on shaving and driving, courtesy of this gal:

This is Megan Mariah Barnes, Florida’s first bikini line shaving traffic offender. Read the article below (hilarious!) for more info on this gift to mankind with a face (and root regrowth) that only a mother and at least two Floridian men could love.

I can’t decide what my favorite part of the article is… her ex steering? her DUI the day before? seeing the word hoohah in a newspaper? or the phrase love rug? Celia Rivenbark is going into my Google Reader, that’s all I have to say. She’s hilarious!


3 thoughts on “Driving & shaving just don’t mix

  1. Laughing so hard! You know I’m sharing this, too. I seriously can’t add anything better than what Celia Rivenbark said.

  2. I was thinking it was a bit mean spirited until I got to the part about how stupid (er, I mean crazy) she is. What on earth was she thinking?? And honestly, how long does it take to shave a hoohah that it couldn’t have waited until she arrived?

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