I just thought I’d share with you an update on how Melody is doing with her to do list.
Be bornLearn to walk- Get masters degree
- Win American Idol
- Buy parents very expensive and large house
- Become President of the United States
Unfortunately there’s not been much progress since she learned to walk at 11 months. But in any case I’ll keep you posted.
Notes from the Melody Maker 
I dunno. I hear she’s rocking out a smokin’ hot cover of Hannah Montana’s “Best of Both Worlds”. Somebody give Simon a call and let him know she’s on her way.
Well, since Cassidy has already received her double-Masters, maybe she could tutor Melody?
A double masters in Insane Cuteness and Brother Manipulation doesn’t count, lol.
I’d say Melody already has a masters in LOVE, especially if you ask Papa and Gramma. John will have to be more specific in the type of masters she is supposed to achieve.